Back in October, I wrote a post about my Chinese neighbourhood and the local grocery store where I found an intriguing product I’d never seen before …. False Elephant’s Snout.
Of course you know I couldn’t just it leave it at that. My curiosity eventually won and I went back to buy a can. The real question now was … what would I do with it?
My research indicated that False Elephant’s Snout is also known as geoduck – pronounced gooey-duck. It is a very large saltwater clam found along the west coast of North America and is considered somewhat of a delicacy in Asia. In my opinion, that’s just another way of saying it looks remarkably unappetizing.
The photos I found of the geoduck put me off doing anything with my new-found treasure. This one was – shall we say – obscene.

It’s now been weeks and I finally got up the nerve to open the can. I was about to go where no reasonably sane person should go … and make clam chowder from this False Elephant’s Snout. I couldn’t help but think of a certain post by Nancy at My Year(s) of Sweat about Cock Soup.
I had found a recipe for clam chowder using geoduck which suggested putting it through a food processor to cut it into chunks. So far, so good. I wasn’t gagging yet. In fact, it looked innocently like chicken.
The end verdict? Meh.
It might look like chicken but it had the texture and taste of rubber hose.
I won’t be rushing out any time soon – or ever – to repeat this adventure in trying something new. The kitchen is now closed.
Some things just remind me of how happy I am to be a vegetarian😉
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I haven’t made that plunge yet … although there are days when just the thought of meat makes me queasy.
I will however never try False Elephant Snout again 😉
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I’ve been veggie now for over 50 years. It was unusual in those days. My poor mother must have wished I could be a bit more “normal” at least when it came to food as she had to source “meatless steaks” for my protein. There was only one vegetarian shop in the whole of the city of Glasgow in those days.
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Hi i randomly came across your blog and i had the same canned snout as well. Actually elephant snout is not geoduck, it is a type of seasnail and the texture and taste is completely different than geoduck. This canned elephant snout is cooked, so they are only meant to be reheated very briefly (<3mins) or else they will have a very very chewy texture and the taste would be gone. If cooked right, it is actually very soft and flavourful. Hopefully you will attempt at it again and enjoy it next time! Happy cooking!
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Hi Sarah – thanks for the clarification. Does this mean that it doesn’t actually taste like rubber hose?
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I spent the night in a hotel in Vancouver which was close to an Asian grocery. It was just fascinating walking through. I purchased a few snack items for my family which weren’t too bad; but, they were something recognizable.
I have heard of geoduck in my travels to Washington State. You are tougher than me.
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Thanks 🙂 … but I think I’m going to stick to more conventional foods for a while 😉
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I am going to put this on my ‘to don’t’ list. Keep on blogging in a free world – The False Prophet
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Yes – I agree, you can safely strike that one out as completely unnecessary 🙂
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Hehe; this is brilliant. I’m so glad you persevered and tried it. We should all be food adverturers (and may have to be if we keep over-fishing, industrial farming and generally laying the planet to waste). And on that cheery note … I’m off to have some marmite on toast (Kiwi marmite of course).
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Marmite on toast sounds a LOT more appetizing than rubber hose soup 😉
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Hehe. I’m never going to be able to hear the word goeduck again without thinking of rubber hose soup. But on the other hand, seeing it written, I’m probably still going to think of a duck with sat nav, quacking instructions to the other ducks to turn left at the big pond. 🙂
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LOL! now I’m going to be thinking about a duck with sat nav!! 😀
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Okay, I have to say there is no way… NO WAY… I would have gone through with this. I would’ve just donated that can to the local food bank and cut my losses! You are brave, Joanne 🙂
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But where would the adventure be in that 😉
I don’t recommend rubber hose soup. Yuck.
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🙊 Ohhh…. I couldn’t have been that brave. Beautiful presentation, but no thanks! Since moving to Japan, I’ve developed a slight allergy to shellfish, so that may be adding to my queasy feeling at the moment… *looks at Wiki picture* Nope. Definitely the Wiki image. 🙈
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LOL!!!! Thanks for the good laugh 😀
It might have been rather mean of me to include a picture like that … but a picture says a thousand words! 😉
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Was this on your list or are your followers just lucky you spotted this ‘delicacy?’
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no – this wasn’t deliberately on my list. It’s what happens when curiosity starts to run amok.
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Lol I’ve seen these before on Hell’s Kitchen! They’ve got to be one of the grossest ingredients they’ve ever used!! xx
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Top points in the gross department!!
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I’ve seen these creatures in local natural history displays when I lived in California, they looked creepy then, too! And the reason they are sold in Mexico is that no sane American would harvest these for sale. The rubber texture reminds me of tasting pickled jellyfish…it tasted like rubber bands soaked in vinegar.
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Ewww – pickled jellyfish! I’ll remember that if I’m ever offered it 🙂
I’ve taken rubber hose off the menu!
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Erk!
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… and that’s saying a mouthful!
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You are a brave, brave woman!
It sure looks more negative than “meh” 🙂
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LOL! My ‘meh’ was for the final soup. It looked good but didn’t cut it in the taste department.
As far as food goes, I’m going to stay in my comfort zone for a while 🙂
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You are so brave, Joanne! Yes, those “sea creatures” look like a biochemistry clam experiment gone very wrong in the lab. And still, good on you.
Sorry the taste didn’t measure up, but the picture of your dish looks delish!
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I really had my heart set on it tasting like chicken … I mean, isn’t it supposed to? – like frog legs?
I’ve done my part for science. Not going there again! 🙂
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Mmmmm…. Sea penis. Why duck though? Duck is so yummy, why call that sea penis “duck”?
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I don’t get the duck part either. Sea penis sounds so much more descriptive.
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OK….besides the lack of visual appeal (not sure how you got past that) how fresh can something be if it is an Asian delicacy, found off the west coast of North America and made in Mexico?!
You are a brave woman!!
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LOL!! You caught all the inconsistencies that were rioting in my head!
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😉
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Clams is rubbery, gooey or no. But I do like them finely minced as in clams casino. I lived on Long Island NY for a bit and they loved all kinds of clams. One I found rather….uh, rather….well, they called them “pissers”. someone at a table would order a bucket of them, steamed and when opened, the dang thing’s foot would extend (obscene) and then a stream of water shoot out. Never got the willingness to order them…..calamari and clams – fish flavored rubber.
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I consider myself warned about “pissers” 🙂
… and I’m not a fan of calamari either. I guess it’s the rubbery texture.
Ironically, I love jello and gummy bears 😉
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and gummy worms….:-)
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God, you’re brave. Or adventurous. Or both!! I find if SOMEONE ELSE makes the exotic dish, I’m usually willing to taste and think it’s delicious. But handling squeamish or smelly things myself? Not so much.
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I’m with you. Normally I have a finely tuned gag reflex. I used to love escargots … until I made them one day. I haven’t been able to eat them since.
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At least you’ve managed to turn it into something photogenic 🙂
P.S. I like rubbery… I would probably have enjoyed your chowder.
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Thanks 🙂
Husband seemed to like it too … he ate 2 bowls 🙂
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Hmmm… did you check his google searches? Like most Asian “delicacies”, it’s bound to be imbued with some magic medicinal property. Looking at the second pic, I think I can guess what that might be…
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I hadn’t considered that! … on the other hand, I’m sure I don’t want to go down that road 😉
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Best not 😉
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Gosh – rubber hose soup. You are brave to have had a go at working with this interesting ingredient.
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Brave or stupid – I’m not sure which. I have a pretty sensitive gag reflex so this was rather daring!
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Well, really, does anything taste good out of a can? But then, in this case, I’m not sure fresh would have been any improvement. I send you a million Aussie kudos for going through with it. Ha! And people complain about Vegemite. Wusses, they are, total wusses.
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Exactly! Vegemite was a ‘non-event’ in comparison. btw – I’ve been enjoying it every morning. I’m quite the fan now 🙂
I agree with you about canned food but I really don’t intend to explore a fresh version of this one {shudder}
Actually, if I had done the research BEFORE I bought the can, I wouldn’t have bought it!!
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Joanne, I hereby appoint you Official Vegemite Ambassador to Canada.
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What an honour! What a privilege!
Wait … what exactly are the privileges?!
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Oh. Erm… Well, it’s a newly created office. We’re still working that out. In the meantime, you need to learn the Vegemite song off by heart.
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We’re happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea …. 🙂
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Joanne, you really had me laughing. I think you were very brave, even trying this. Rubber hose sounds really unappetising! Those elephant snouts don’t tempt me at all either. Well done! ❤
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Thanks – I’m so happy I made someone laugh!
I think I’m going to stick to the very plain Jane, vanilla type foods for a while 😉
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Gagging while reading Joanne. That photo from Wiki is branded on my brain. Yikes!
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I wasn’t sure I was really going to be able to try this soup. It looked good, but as you said, that photo was seared into my memory as well.
I was tempted not to tell Gilles what was in it, but he’s such a good sport and doesn’t share my gag reflex. He ate 2 bowls 🙂
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You should sign him up for Fear Factor! 🙂
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Not. A. Chance. I can’t even watch that show {shudder}
The last time I watched that show a million years ago, they put someone in a glass box and filled it with snakes. Nope. Not gonna happen! Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl ….
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How is Gilles with a box full of snakes? 🙂
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hmmm – interesting question. If I had to guess, he would pass 😉
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I’ve never heard of them being called false elephants snout. 😊 yes they are native to this area and we used to tease each other as kids with gooey ducks but I’d never eat one especially from a can… You’re so brave!
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Curiosity got me this far … only because I had seen the can in the grocery store. I was appalled when I finally did the research!
I learned more than I ever wanted to know about these clams. With 2 older brothers, I can just imagine how they would have made my life hell if we had geoducks where we lived!!
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You finally have me baffled as to a response…not sure what to say…maybe in true Canadian fashion “I’m sorry”…
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hahahahaha! That’s the best one yet! 😀
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I like the post, and your daredevil attitude, but think I’ll just have a marmite sandwich instead, thank you 😉
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… and I will happily nosh on a marmite sandwich with you 🙂
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Crikey, I’m impressed ! – I mean, REALLY, Joanne !
The very thought of throwing together a dish made out of something I’d seen such a photo of …
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Thanks M-R – I really feel like this one just about undid me. Experimenting with food like this is … well, disturbing.
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INDEED ! [turns away to throw up gently]
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LOL!
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I watched Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs dig gooey ducks out of the muck and I was pretty much disgusted by them. I give you credit for at least trying to eat them.
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Ewwww …. I read about it and I don’t think I could handle watching it {shudder}
I kept telling myself – it’s just like chicken. It was a lie.
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I think I’d rather have cock soup!
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Good call!
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*urp* …’scuse me… I … hafta… *borp* … gotta go!
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LOL! LOL! LOL!
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Ugh. Am glad the kitchen is closed. I think you’re better off focusing on more appetizing adventures. Ugh. But I guess it had to be done….at least now you know! And another one for the list!
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LOL! This was a 2 ugh comment 🙂
I agree – kitchen is closed for a long while. I need to recover 😉
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But…I wanted to a bowl!! Just kidding. Congratulations on turning something utterly disgusting into something that looks at least somewhat appetizing…even though it wasn’t.
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What?! Do don’t want any? … but I have leftovers 😉
Husband liked it 🙂
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Well since your husband liked it so much, we should probably leave some for him.
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Very kind of you 😉
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You’re truly walking on the wild side, Joanne. Bleh. I don’t like anything rubbery either. If you hadn’t said anything I would have said your soup looks astonishing but I’ll pass on sitting down with you. Ewe. I like your gumption. 😀 😀
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I think I get big time points for this trying this one. I’m usually not big on experimenting with food. Ewwww is right!
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😀 😀 😀 Well, you’re having an adventure which we share through your post. Way to go, Joanne.
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I think I might be done with the extreme adventures for a while. This one was kind of scary 😉
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You’re up on a lot of us, Joanne. Bravo. ❤
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Oh, and I bought some Vegemite today and it looks the same colour as my Marmite! Maybe your Marmite is different to ours?
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That’s a possibility. It’s not clear on my jar where it was manufactured.
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I won’t join you for lunch today if you don’t mind, but I DO like that bowl…
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Thanks 🙂 The soup LOOKED good too – it was just rather … chewy.
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I will stick to haddock in my chowder, thanks all the same 😉
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That’s a good plan. I’m not a big fan of clams, but I never thought of using haddock instead. Brilliant 🙂
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Bahahaha! Suddenly Vegemite looks immensely appealing! And you turned up your nose at my poor innocent fungus soup? We need to do a taste-off on weird Asian dishes….or skip it and go eat some chocolate cake.
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Your fungus soup is sounding really good! … and I figured I was wrong about vegemite, so how bad could false elephant snout be? If you like chewing rubber … not so bad I guess 😉
Chocolate cake is always welcome though 🙂
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That picture from wiki… oh dear. 🙂
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I want to go on record to say I deserve HUGE bonus points for going through with this one.
Brave or stupid, I’m not sure which anymore.
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Definitely had to be brave to handle those suckers!
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I’m guessing you won’t be rushing out any time soon to buy some 😉
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